by Michael X. Ferraro
Maximum ducks upon the pond,
Clad in uniforms brown and blond,
Waddled home, four straight games,
Padres’ bats spewing flames.
Foes’ feathers’ ruffled? Tatis yawned.
Reviving the Art of Baseball Doggerel
Reviving the Art of Baseball Doggerel
Maximum ducks upon the pond,
Clad in uniforms brown and blond,
Waddled home, four straight games,
Padres’ bats spewing flames.
Foes’ feathers’ ruffled? Tatis yawned.