by James Finn Garner
Whether it’s HAL 9000 or Robbie,
Don’t waste your breath, pal, to lobby
That the pitch was outside
Or the tag hit the slide—
You’re wrong, plus your credit score’s spotty.
Reviving the Art of Baseball Doggerel
Reviving the Art of Baseball Doggerel
Whether it’s HAL 9000 or Robbie,
Don’t waste your breath, pal, to lobby
That the pitch was outside
Or the tag hit the slide—
You’re wrong, plus your credit score’s spotty.