Do Androids Dream of Electronic Umpiring?

by Jim Siergey

With apologies to Philip K. Dick

Do androids dream of electronic umpiring?
Do they wish to call a pitch
Outside or over the dish?
Do they long and pray
To judge a close play?
Is their target to eject
One who will object
To how they call a play
With a disintegrating ray?
Is this to what androids are aspiring?

 

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