by Fred Lovato
Mookie Betts homers
bullpen pitchers dominate
Series tied at two
Mookie Betts homers
bullpen pitchers dominate
Series tied at two
Somebody let the Tigers get hot
No one told Houston the plot
AJ Hinch gave his old squad a swat
Somebody let the Tigers get hot
Now Cleveland’s about to get taught
The summer games might come to naught
Somebody let the Tigers get hot
Whatever team comes down the slot
They still lose when they’ve shot their shot
Somebody let the Tigers get hot
Are these rookies aware what they’ve got?
Any need for vets they forgot
Playing with Red Bull, courage and snot
Youthful spirit means quite a lot
Call them “Tigertown Tots”
And they’ll tie your tongue in a knot
What hath the Ilitches wrought?
Somebody let the Tigers get hot.
1BÂ Â Canadian Goose Tatum
2BÂ Â Pumpsie Spice Green
SSÂ Â Luke Caramel Appling
3BÂ Â Alex Decorative Gourdon
LFÂ Â Tail Gates Brown
CFÂ Â Walt “Turtleneck” Williams
RF  Félix Pumpkin Pié
CÂ Â Â Moses Fleecewood Walker
LHPÂ Â Cliff Leefpile, Matt S’Moore
RHPÂ Â Boof Bonfire, Aaron Rakers
MGRÂ Â Hot Cyder Young
Out doing errands
missed big innings by both teams
bad timing — my thing
Dodgers’ bats silenced
Stymied by “old man” on mound
Vintage Yu Darvish