By Fred Lovato
Mets at Citifield
facing elimanation
get amazin’ win
Mets at Citifield
facing elimanation
get amazin’ win
1B Vlad “Son of the Impaler” Guerrero, Jr.
2B Charles Zomphier
SS Justin “Franken” Stein
3B Dave “King Kong” Kingman
LF Jerry Mummy-phrey
CF Coco Cryptkeeper
RF Vlad “The Impaler” Guerrero
C Baba-Duke Sims
PH Nick Goulish
LHP Freddie-Rick Kreuger, Mike “Michael” Myers
RHP Full Moon Odom, Slick Castleman, Brad Pennywise
MGR Chicken Wolfman
Illustration by Joltin’ Jim Seirgey
Big Apple nightmare
Dodgers pitching and hitting
handle Mets with ease
Cleveland rookie Jhonkensy Noel
Might lack books full of potions and spells
But one wave of his wand
When his chances seemed gone
Left the Yanks frozen, speechless, unwell.
Hitherto silent
8th inning three-run home run
Shohei’s bat made noise
Fred Lovato is Bardball’s foreign correspondent based in Okinawa.