Baseball Poem, One Pence

By Stuart Shea

He may look like Anthony Michael Hall,
But Hunter Pence can do it all.
Puts it over the right field wall
With the ugliest swing you ever …  sall.


Published in Philadelphia Phillies, Players, Pure doggerel, Stu Shea | Link to this poem | 1 Comment

Baseball Poem, One Pence: 1 Comment

  1. Todd wrote,

    Great analogy … but Anthony Michael Hall’s AD/HD symptoms were never displayed quite so obviously.

    My kids’ nickname for him: Hyper Spaz.

    Gotta love his full-throttle intensity though. A 21st Century Charlie Hustle.

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