by Stu Shea
The harpies harp on Harper
They say he’s immature
I’ll take him and his moods
Whether pure, poor, or manure.
Reviving the Art of Baseball Doggerel
Reviving the Art of Baseball Doggerel
The harpies harp on Harper
They say he’s immature
I’ll take him and his moods
Whether pure, poor, or manure.
Very true. My only problem with him is his confluence of “me.” Shades of Dwight Howard? (Although Howard never went into a tantrum.) But Dusty Baker seems to know what he’s doing with his star.
“Pop Goes the Kids”
For: Bryce Harper & Teddy Ballgame
The Village Elliott: 5/13/16
“Like the Kid, this kid, Harper, no doubt,
Is a ‘Man-Among-Men'”, said team’s scout.
“Bryce laughed when set upon
by teammate Papelbon;
Just shrugged, “That clown’s not worth punching out.'”