Play by Play

by Jim Daniels

For Ernie Harwell

My grandmother holds onto Ernie’s words, a gospel
of speared line drives, shoestring catches.
Robbed of a base hit: she curses softly.
Going, going, gone: she watches it sail.
Even at the ballpark, she squeezes her transistor.

She sometimes cries after a tough loss.
Ernie calms her, talks about
tomorrow’s game, the starting pitchers.
Instant runs, she says
in the middle of making tea,
wiping the table. Or Pull up a Stroh’s
and stay awhile.

A small crowd on Ernie Harwell Day
cold rainy September. She stayed home–
applauded her radio. Ernie Harwell.
When he says a man from Paw Paw
caught that one, she sees that man spill
his beer, lunge across an empty seat.

She sees him driving west toward Kalamazoo
sipping coffee to stay awake, his son
asleep in his lap. Sees him smile,
palm the ball, check the runners,
throw a curve.

* * *

My grandmother turns up the radio
against her deafness, shoves the earjack in
a little deeper, wiggles it. Ernie,
where are you? she laughs nervously.

Tonight September wind breezes
in the open windows, a late west-coast game
drifting through the air. In the kitchen
I see the red glow of a burner she’s left on.
I flick it off and peek into her dark room.
She is mumbling to herself
against the tinny static.
Let him hear her little prayers.

Jim Daniels is the Thomas Stockham Baker Professor of English at Carnegie Mellon University, where he has taught creative writing for 30 years. From The Long Ball (Pig in a Poke Press). Copyright 1988, Jim Daniels. All rights reserved.

A Tiger Fan’s Lament

by Millie Bovich

Without question, their record’s abysmal
And the rest of the season looks dysmal
What will it take?
We need more than a break
And a spoonful of pink Pepto-Bismol!

All-Star Clerihews #3 — Clerihews Conquer the World

Shane Greene
Will be the only Tiger seen
In Cleveland, or the World Series,
Unless a team in contention with money gets serious.

If Jacob DeGrom
Needs a nom
De plume when he writes a ponderous tome,
He should anagram his own to “Brad Jogcome.”

Ronald Acuña
Junior
Is already half-a-clerihew written
Unbidden.

Carlos Santana
Thinks it’s bananas
There’s a guy in the Rock n Roll Hall of Fame
With his same name.

Twin Drivel

by James Finn Garner

If the Bomba Twins
Keep racking up wins,

The new White Sox
Can be wrapped back in their box,

Detroit’s Bengals
Must study new angles,

The rebuild in Cleveland
Will move from “expected” to “real” and

Kansas City
Can just keep being shitty.

 

Clerihews for the 1968 Tigers

by James Finn Garner

On the occasion of the  50th anniversary…

Mickey Lolich
Sure knew how to pitch
And after mowing down opponents
He retired to make the donuts.

Mickey Stanley
Really came in handy.
Move to shortstop from center field?
Hey, Mayo, no big deal!

Stormin’ Norman Cash
All muscle, no flash
A steady squint, a Texas drawl
And a hunk of chaw to finish it all.

Bill Freehan
Was quite the he-man
Proud to stand up and block
The plate from Lou Brock.

Denny McLain
Was a royal pain–
A rip-off artist, a fraud, a sumbitch–
But in ’68, the bastard knew how to pitch.

Al Kaline
Hit .379
Drove in eight runs
And deserved every bit of his fun.