by James Finn Garner
What’s up with your team, Kansas City?
TEN players not vaxxed, what a pity!
Playing the Jays
Now needs scrubs and strays
The toll of ignorance isn’t pretty.
Why Dating Me is Like a World Series Baseball Game Featuring the Kansas City Royals
by Mona Mousa
Twin Drivel
by James Finn Garner
If the Bomba Twins
Keep racking up wins,
The new White Sox
Can be wrapped back in their box,
Detroit’s Bengals
Must study new angles,
The rebuild in Cleveland
Will move from “expected” to “real” and
Kansas City
Can just keep being shitty.
Yankees 6, KC 3
by Stephen Jones
Yankee fans, are you Happ-y?
J.J. Happ showed he’s worth the penny.
The trade with Toronto worked out fine:
Six solid innings of the power kind.
But before you go all future-mental,
Just remember this: He’s still a rental.
A Staff for All Seasons
By Jim Siergey
When wintry winds cause batsmen
All to whiff and to wail,
They’re laughed off by a moundsman
Whose name is Rich Gale.
While batters may wish it were dry
And comfortably warm,
The winds won’t bother a Davis
With a first name like Storm.
When the field becomes mired
In a swampy wet bog
And the sky is grayed o’er,
Make the call to Josh Fogg.
If the weather gets so bad
Fans all need to take cover,
You need a staff with Jim Coates
And, of course, Gary Glover.