Yankees – Orioles, July 7, 2013

By Stephen Jones

Yankee Stadium – a heat wave is shimmering.
It’s July and baseball.  The air is oppressive –
thick, almost strangled – on the field and off.
But the fans are loyal.  They are as thick as
cotton candy in the sun-bleached stands.

It’s Sunday, Game 3 against the O’s.
Will the surging Yankees sweep?
(Of late, before the break, they’re playing
winning baseball with every-inning effort.)
The game seesawed, the play well-matched.

The 9th inning arrived like clockwork
and expectations rippled through the seats.
The stadium air felt lighter, less stagnant,
as if by an off-shore breeze freshened.
Mariano Rivera had taken the mound.

But like a great wave fan expectation crested
far too soon.  It broke, crumbled.  “The Sandman”
had blown a second save this year.  He watched,
mouth open, as a homer sailed over center field.
The air which had been held suspended fell.
It collapsed in the stadium in disbelief.

 

The Eve of Destruction, Yankee-Style

by Hart Seely

The AL East, it is exploding,
Tampa flarin’, Toronto loadin.’
Your stopper is so old, his slider’s floatin’
You don’t believe in waste, yet Vernon Wells you’re totin,’
And even the Captain’s ankle still aint stopped bloatin’…

But you tell me…
Over and over and over again, my friend
We’re not totally whacked…
By A-Rod’s pact…
Of Destruction.

Don’t you understand what I’m tryin’ to say?
Can’t you see the lineup starring Lyle Overbay?
If Robbie tweaks a hammy, there’ll be no one to play,
We’ll have run out of tricks, we’ll be using Jason Nix
Take a look around ya, pal!
It’s bound to scare ya, Hal!

And you tell me
Over and over and over again, my friend
We’re not in the grip…
Of A-Rod’s hip
Reconstruction.

Yeah, my blood’s so mad feels like coagulatin’
I’m sitting here, still Michael Pineda-waitin,’
I’m lookin’ at this team, I see no domination.
Damn Youkilis at third, there is no explanation!
And David Phelps alone can’t save our rotation
When even the Scranton roster is disintegratin’
This whole Cashman death wish thing is just too frustratin!’

And you tell me
Over and over and over again, my friend
We’re not under the wheel
Of A-Rod’s deal…
Of de-struk-shuuuuuuun.

 

2013 AL East Prediction Haiku

By Stuart Shea

BALTIMORE
The Orioles soared…
Does anyone believe they
Can fly high again?

BOSTON
With no Valentine,
Can the Olde Towne Team win back
Bleeding Boston hearts?

NEW YORK
Old Yankee soldiers
May not die, but do tend to
End up disabled

TAMPA BAY
Rays fans hold out hope
That good pitching can make up
For that weird infield

TORONTO
When blue jays make noise
It signals that something is
Wrong in the forest

“OSHA, Joba. Joba, OSHA.”

by Michael X. Ferraro

Five years ago, ’twas Cleveland gnats
that messed up my mind and heaters.
Call me uptight, but just last night–
the wayward bat of Matt Wieters!

RAAAUUUULLLLL: The Poem

By Hart Seely

First came Bucky, then came Boone,
Then A-Rod vaulted from his swoon,
After that, we played the fool.
Nothing more, and then…
RAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUL!

First there’s Jeter, then comes Mo,
After that, the bar sinks low.
Not much in our talent pool,
That is, unless you count…
RAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUL!

Tino homered, Brosius, too.
Thought the Diamondbacks were through.
Fate, at times, can be so cruel.
But they can’t take away…
RAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUULL!