by Millie Bovich
The Nats and the Astros butt heads
As the fans double up on their meds
If it ends with Game Six,
Just as Houston predicts,
Is an inquiry due from the Feds?
Box Sore
by Hilary Barta
The President stood in his box,
Was booed like a virulent pox.
He thought, “This is weird…
I ought to be cheered.
The game’s being broadcast on Fox!”
The Nation Salutes You
by James Finn Garner
Hats off to the fans of the Nats!
After cheering spiff soldiers in spats
Gave the swamp denizen
A taste of his medicine
They were the real winners Sunday–Congrats!
Priorities
by Fred Lovato
Surreptitiously,
during class, check on Game 5
students don’t notice
Spoilsports
by Fred Lovato
Discourteous guests
rudely give hosts a hard time
thirteen hits, 8 runs