by Fred Lovato
Men in suits unnerved
mete out swift skewed punishment
Twitterverse appeased
Men in suits unnerved
mete out swift skewed punishment
Twitterverse appeased
In baseball, teams often steal signs
But one shouldn’t cross certain lines.
To scam the next throw
With video? No!
Suspensions will follow–and fines.
I came to an open clearing,
In a Lone Star land known as
Home to the Houston Astros.
Here, the Tree of Stealing,
Its limbs covered with the signs
Of other teams, did grow.
This World Series is done,
And how was it won?
As Willie Nelson had sung —
“On the Road Again.”
The home teams were way too hospitable.
And Justin Verlander? Quite hittable.
From Greinke to Howie
Game 7 was Wowie
*And those boobirds spat fire political.