by Keyes
Don Sutton
by Michael Ceraolo
On the ’66 Dodgers
I was the youngster on a staff of mostly veterans,
and I learned all I could from them
I couldn’t learn to throw a fastball or curve
like Koufax, that’s something that can’t be taught
But there were a couple of others
I could and did learn some tricks from
(wink wink)
I won’t rat them out even posthumously;
they know who they are,
and they have my eternal gratitude
“Green and Yellow” by O-Zone
Bone of Contagion
by Hilary Barta
Hey Astros, you no-account cheaters
At batters don’t throw curves and heaters
A brawl lets disease in
Could stall the new season
Disaster on COVID now teeters.
Rick Monday
by James Finn Garner
Rick Monday
Born on Tuesday
Homered off Seaver Wednesday
Traded on Thursday
Saved the flag Friday
Broke Canada’s heart Saturday
Retired on Sunday
And that’s why people still talk about Rick Monday.
Photo Credit: Chicago Sun-Times