Category: Barry Bonds Limerick Challenge

by NaryBarry

Barry Bonds is a fearsome home run hitter
Who sends all his fans into quite a twitter.

His manhood has not shrunk
From that steroid junk–

Maybe the judge will be an acquiter.

by Phil Lacovara

The melonhead, he was a Giant,
About steroids, he didn’t mind lyin’,

With the Cream and the Clear,
Into pitchers he struck fear,

‘Til into BALCO, the law started pryin’.

7/23/07 

They call him the masculine tower

He can hit a home run with such power,

            From San Fran’s west coast     

            And so quick with the boast 

“I can do it again in an hour”!

 

Every fan now has reason to ponder

Every long ball that’s hit way out yonder,

            Is the batter legit     

            Or a crass hypocrite 

And a good-name-of-baseball absconder?

 

From the city of quaint San Francisco

And a blast from his muscular wrist, oh.

            Plus a shot in his thigh

            You should see the ball fly, 

To the town of San Luis Obispo

by Lou Carlozo

Despite Barry Bonds’ many homers,
It appears that his body’s a loaner,

For his steroid technique
Birthed an android’s physique:

An aluminum bat for a boner.