MLB All-Sitting Team

by Jim Siergey

1B   Marv Throneberry
2B   Chaise Lounge Utley
SS   Butts Wagner
3B   Jim Davenport

OF   Billy Beanebag
OF   Mel Ottoman
OF   Chesterfield Emerson

C    Johnny Bench

P    Johnny Couch, Tom Seats, Carl Sitton, Jim Stoops

MGR   Hank O’Daybed or Heinie Groh

 

MLB All-Yule Team

By James Finn Garner and Jim Siergey

1B   J.T. Snow
2B   Cupid Childs
SS   Dasher Troy
3B   Yuli Gurriel

LF   Cookie Rojas
CF   Jesus Alou
RF   Rob Deer

C     Jorge Posada

PH  Steve Christmas, Brett Carroll

RHP Jon Garland, Dave Frost, Dick Pole
LHP Al Clauss, Jeff Holly, Don Rudolph

Mgr.  Jolly Cholly Grimm

MLB All-Rodent Team

1B   Roy “Squirrel” Sievers
2B   Don “Gerbil” Zimmer
SS   Rabbit Maranville
3B   Muskrat Bill Shipke

OF   Shawn Hare
OF   Joe Rabbitt
OF   Mouses Alou

C     Paul Ratliff

P   Steve Ratzer, Jake Volz

MGR   Capybara Anson

MLB All Law & Order Team

by Jim Siergey

1B   Mike Marshall
2B   Vance Law
SS   Dick Schofield
3B   Paddy Baumann

LF   Merlin Kopp
CF   Rudy Law
RF   Aaron Judge

C    Chick Starr

DH  Johnny Bench
PH  Scott Bullett

LHP   Jim Constable, Narciso Elvira, Ryan Sherriff
RHP   Vern Law, Sheriff Blake, Jailen Peguero, Bull Wagner, Bullet Joe Bush

MGR  Tom Lawless

 

 

MLB All-Home-Sweet-Home Team

by Jim Siergey

1B   J.R. House
2B   Chuck “Door” Knoblauch
SS   Jim Davenport
3B   Denny Walling

LF   Lee Walls
CF   Rolando Roomes
RF   Matt Stairs

C      Phil Roof
DH   Ken Shingleton

P    Dick Hall, Jim Stoops, Dennis Lamp, Johnny Couch

MGR   Harry Stovey