1B Ted “Clue” Kluszewski
2B Wally Backgamman
SS Leo Cardenas Against Humanity
3B Howard Battleship
LF Carl Yahtzeestremski
CF Candyland Maldonado
RF Shin-Soo Choo and Ladders
C Ches Crist
RHP Boardwalk Brown, David Riske, Chase De Mahjong
LHP Lefty “Life” Leifield, Marshall Bridges
MGR Luke Apples to Appling