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MLB All-Cannabis Team

1B   Boo Powell
2B   Buzzy Wares
SS   Roxey Roach
3B   Xander (Don’t) Bogaerts

LF  Ducky Hemp
CF  Chilli Davis
RF  Buzz Boyle

C    Taylor Teagarden

PH   Bert Weeden

RHP   Lil Stoner, Tobi Stoner, Herb Hash
LHP   Jung Bong, Josh Smoker

MGR    Dusty Baked

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MLB All-Boardgame Team

1B   Ted “Clue” Kluszewski
2B   Wally Backgamman
SS   Leo Cardenas Against Humanity
3B   Howard Battleship

LF   Carl Yahtzeestremski
CF   Candyland Maldonado
RF   Shin-Soo Choo and Ladders

C     Ches Crist

RHP   Boardwalk Brown, David Riske, Chase De Mahjong
LHP   Lefty “Life” Leifield, Marshall Bridges

MGR   Luke Apples to Appling

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MLB All-Face Team

1B  Jerry Hairston
2B  Ollie Beard
SS  Frank Lobert
3B  Specs Toporcer

LF  Chin-feng Chen
CF  Walt “No Neck” Williams
RF  Ted Beard

C   Harry Cheek

RHP   Randy Nosek, Jimmy Wiggs
LHP   Sheldon Burnside, Kyle Lobstein,

MGR   Lip Pike

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MLB All-Heavenly-Host Team

1B   Ángel Echevarria
2B   Ángel Santos
SS   Ángel Berroa
3B   Ángel Sánchez

LF   Ángel Mangual
CF   Ángel Pagan
RF   Rubén Ángel Sierra

C     Ángel Peña

PH  “Pearly” Gates Brown

RHP   Ángel Sanchez, Ángel Castro, Ángel Nesbitt, Ángel Guzman
LHP   Ángel Miranda, Miguel Ángel Cuellar, Ángel Moreno

MGR   Felipe Alou-lujah

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MLB All-Hunting Team

1B   Rob Deer
2B   Steve Staggs
SS   Turkey Gross
3B   Pete Elko

OF   Burt Shotton
OF   George “Shotgun” Shuba
OF   Carl “The Reading Rifle” Furillo

C     Camouflage Gallagher

RHP   Kevin Quackenbush, Shawn Camp, Ducky Yount
LHP   Kevin Bearse

MGR   Moose Stubing