Category: All-Time Teams

1B   Johnny Mize
2B   Joey Cora
SS   Didi Gregorious
3B   Ramon Castro

LF   Tommy Davis
CF   Johnny Damon
RF  Johnny Callison

RHP   Ramon Martinez, Tommy Hunter, Joey Hamilton, Mark Fidrych (honorary)
LHP   Tommy John, Ramon de los Santos, Johnny Vander Meer

Mgr.  Tommy Lasorda

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1B    Hee-seop Choi
2B    Justin Pedroia
SS    Gregg Gagne
3B    Kurt Bevacqua
LF    Heinie Manush
CF    Pud Galvin
RF    Kiki Cuyler
C      Ossee Schrecongost

RHP Bert Blyleven, Waite Hoyt
LHP Tom Glavine, Dallas Keuchel

Manager: Red Schoendienst
Umpire:   Nestor Chylak

by Jim Siergey and James Finn Garner

1B    Willie Aikens
2B    Peter Soaper
SS    Chick Lathers
3B    Dan Showers
LF    Greg Tubbs
CF    Steamer Flanagan
RF    Earle Combs
C       J.R. Towles
DH  Suds Sutherland

LHP  Royce Ring
RHP  Bob Locker, Curly Ogden, Jim Pittsley, Bartolo Colon

Mgr.  Jocko Conlon