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MLB All-Royalty Team

by Jim Siergey

1B   Earl Torgeson
2B   Napoleon Lajoie
SS   Jack Peerson
3B   Jeff King

LF    Harry Lord
CF    Duke Snider
RF    Babe “The Sultan of Swat” Ruth

C     Steven Baron
DH Prince Fielder
Bench  Count Sensenderfer, Marquis Grissom

P    Mel Queen

Mgr.  Rogers “Rajah” Hornsby

 

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MLB All-Occupation Team

by Jim Siergey

1B   Cecil Cooper
2B   Tony Taylor
SS   Joe Tinker
3B   Hick Carpenter

LF   Dusty Baker
CF   Cliff Cook
RF   Hank Butcher

C    Dixie Parsons

P   Ed Farmer, Preacher Roe, Catfish Hunter, Howie Nunn

DH   Deacon Jones

Mgr. Bill Plummer

 

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MLB All-Ramones Team

1B   Johnny Mize
2B   Joey Cora
SS   Didi Gregorious
3B   Ramon Castro

LF   Tommy Davis
CF   Johnny Damon
RF  Johnny Callison

RHP   Ramon Martinez, Tommy Hunter, Joey Hamilton, Mark Fidrych (honorary)
LHP   Tommy John, Ramon de los Santos, Johnny Vander Meer

Mgr.  Tommy Lasorda

 

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MLB All-Body-Image Team

1B   Chubby Dean
2B   Chub Collins
SS   Pee Wee Wanninger
3B   Shorty Howe

LF   Bones Ely
CF   Greg Tubbs
RF   Piggy Ward

C      Fatty Briody

RHP   Slim McGrew, Slim Harriss, Slim Emmerich
LHP   Slim Sallee, Slim Love

Mgr.   Moose Stubing

 

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MLB All – FLAVENMAVEN! Team

For full effect, repeat the names of players below in the manner of Jerry Lewis or “The Simpsons'” Professor Frink. Explode for emphasis wherever you see fit.

1B    Hee-seop Choi
2B    Justin Pedroia
SS    Gregg Gagne
3B    Kurt Bevacqua
LF    Heinie Manush
CF    Pud Galvin
RF    Kiki Cuyler
C      Ossee Schrecongost

RHP Bert Blyleven, Waite Hoyt
LHP Tom Glavine, Dallas Keuchel

Manager: Red Schoendienst
Umpire:   Nestor Chylak