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MLB All-Locker Room Team

by Jim Siergey and James Finn Garner

1B    Willie Aikens
2B    Peter Soaper
SS    Chick Lathers
3B    Dan Showers
LF    Greg Tubbs
CF    Steamer Flanagan
RF    Earle Combs
C       J.R. Towles
DH  Suds Sutherland

LHP  Royce Ring
RHP  Bob Locker, Curly Ogden, Jim Pittsley, Bartolo Colon

Mgr.  Jocko Conlon

 

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MLB All-NRA Team

By Jim Siergey

Possibly suiting up as the Houston Colt .45s?

1B   Chuck “The Rifleman” Connors
2B   Shooty Babitt
SS   Bee Bee Richard
3B   Milt “Bump” Stock
LF   Scott Bullett
CF   Brian Hunter
RF   Joe Cannon
C     Tom Gunning

P      Bullet Bob Bush

Mgr. Burt Shotten

 

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MLB All-Thanksgiving Team

by Jim Siergey, Hilary Barta and James Finn Garner

1B Stuffy McInnis
2B Damian Rolls
SS Joe Bean
3B Spud Johnson

OF Lawrence Plenty
OF Turkey Stearnes
OF Cranbarry Bonds

C    Yam Yaryan

RHP Paul Stuffel, Tom Butters
LHP Bob Sprout, Beany Jacobson

Mgr. Pie Traynor

 

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MLB All Body Parts Team

by Jim Siergey

1B  Fred Brainard
2B  Chase Headley
SS  Chin-lung Hu
3B  Jim Ray Hart
LF  Walter “No-Neck” Williams
CF  Tony Armas
RF  Chester Emerson
C   Barry Foote
SP  Bill Hands
RP  Elroy Face, Rollie Fingers
MGR  Don Gutteridge

 

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MLB All-Refrigerator Team

by James Finn Garner

1B  Lefty Herring
2B  Rabbit Maranville
SS  Oyster Burns
3B  Joe Bean
LF  Buttercup Dickerson
CF  Milky Cabrera
RF  Ice Box Chamberlain
C   Yam Yaryan
LHP  William Peppers, Chick Smith
RHP  Sweetbread Bailey, Pete Hamm
MGR  Rawmeat Rogers