1B Chubby Dean
2B Chub Collins
SS Pee Wee Wanninger
3B Shorty Howe
LF Bones Ely
CF Greg Tubbs
RF Piggy Ward
C Fatty Briody
RHP Slim McGrew, Slim Harriss, Slim Emmerich
LHP Slim Sallee, Slim Love
Mgr. Moose Stubing
MLB All – FLAVENMAVEN! Team
For full effect, repeat the names of players below in the manner of Jerry Lewis or “The Simpsons'” Professor Frink. Explode for emphasis wherever you see fit.
1B Hee-seop Choi
2B Justin Pedroia
SS Gregg Gagne
3B Kurt Bevacqua
LF Heinie Manush
CF Pud Galvin
RF Kiki Cuyler
C Ossee Schrecongost
RHP Bert Blyleven, Waite Hoyt
LHP Tom Glavine, Dallas Keuchel
Manager: Red Schoendienst
Umpire: Nestor Chylak
MLB All-Locker Room Team
by Jim Siergey and James Finn Garner
1B Willie Aikens
2B Peter Soaper
SS Chick Lathers
3B Dan Showers
LF Greg Tubbs
CF Steamer Flanagan
RF Earle Combs
C J.R. Towles
DH Suds Sutherland
LHP Royce Ring
RHP Bob Locker, Curly Ogden, Jim Pittsley, Bartolo Colon
Mgr. Jocko Conlon
MLB All-NRA Team
By Jim Siergey
Possibly suiting up as the Houston Colt .45s?
1B Chuck “The Rifleman” Connors
2B Shooty Babitt
SS Bee Bee Richard
3B Milt “Bump” Stock
LF Scott Bullett
CF Brian Hunter
RF Joe Cannon
C Tom Gunning
P Bullet Bob Bush
Mgr. Burt Shotten
MLB All-Thanksgiving Team
by Jim Siergey, Hilary Barta and James Finn Garner
1B Stuffy McInnis
2B Damian Rolls
SS Joe Bean
3B Spud Johnson
OF Lawrence Plenty
OF Turkey Stearnes
OF Cranbarry Bonds
C Yam Yaryan
RHP Paul Stuffel, Tom Butters
LHP Bob Sprout, Beany Jacobson
Mgr. Pie Traynor