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MLB All-Sweettooth Team

by James Finn Garner

1B  Sean Berry
2B  Cookie Rojas
SS  Cookie Lavagetto
3B  Pie Traynor
LF  Candy Maldonado
CF  Coco Crisp
RF  Taffy Wright
C   Rick Sweet
LHP  Brownie Foreman, Ed Wineapple
RHP  Twink Twining, Bob Lemon
MGR  Yogi Berry

 

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MLB All-Diner Team

by James Finn Garner

1B  Don Pepper
2B  Cookie Lavagetto
SS  Chicken Wolf
3B  Oyster Burns
LF  Cuke Barrows
CF  Turkey Stearnes
RF  Chili Davis
C    Pickles Dillhoefer
LHP  Noodles Hahn, Lefty Herring
RHP  Herb Hash, Bun Troy
MGR  Mayo Smith

 

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MLB All-Fish Team

by James Finn Garner

From an idea by Steve Fiffer

1B Sid Bream
2B Chico Salmon
SS Lee Elia
3B Melvin Mora
LF Ralph Garr
CF Mike Trout
RF Kevin Bass
C Carlton Fishk
LHP Steve Trout, Ryan Karp
RHP Dizzy Trout, Mudcat Grant
M Earl Weever