Reviving the Art of Baseball Doggerel
1B Lefty Herring
2B Rabbit Maranville
SS Oyster Burns
3B Joe Bean
LF Buttercup Dickerson
CF Milky Cabrera
RF Ice Box Chamberlain
C Yam Yaryan
LHP William Peppers, Chick Smith
RHP Sweetbread Bailey, Pete Hamm
MGR Rawmeat Rogers
1B Bill Bean
2B Potato Cueto
SS Oats DeMaestri
3B Peanuts Lowrey
LF Zach Wheat
CF Billy Beane
RF Sam Rice
C . Yam Yaryan
LHP Beany Jacobson, Peanuts Kantlehner
RHP Lee Wheat, Colter Bean, Goober Zuber
MGR Johnny Oates
1B Sean Berry
2B Cookie Rojas
SS Cookie Lavagetto
3B Pie Traynor
LF Candy Maldonado
CF Coco Crisp
RF Taffy Wright
C Rick Sweet
LHP Brownie Foreman, Ed Wineapple
RHP Twink Twining, Bob Lemon
MGR Yogi Berry
1B Don Pepper
2B Cookie Lavagetto
SS Chicken Wolf
3B Oyster Burns
LF Cuke Barrows
CF Turkey Stearnes
RF Chili Davis
C Pickles Dillhoefer
LHP Noodles Hahn, Lefty Herring
RHP Herb Hash, Bun Troy
MGR Mayo Smith
From an idea by Steve Fiffer
1B Sid Bream
2B Chico Salmon
SS Lee Elia
3B Melvin Mora
LF Ralph Garr
CF Mike Trout
RF Kevin Bass
C Carlton Fishk
LHP Steve Trout, Ryan Karp
RHP Dizzy Trout, Mudcat Grant
M Earl Weever