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All Bi-Nominal Team

1B   Tommy Thompson
2B   Pat Patterson
SS   Andy Anderson
3B   Bobby Robinson

LF   Willie Wilson
CF   Eddie Edmonson
RF   Jack Jackson

C    Benny Bengough

LHP   John Henry Johnson, Dave Davidson, Johnny Johnson
RHP   Tommy Toms, Johnny Johnson, Tommy Thomas

MGR   Dizzy Dismukes

Taylor and Tyler Rogers, Photo from GQ.com

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MLB All-Legal Team

1B   David Justice
2B   Jury-ckson Profar
SS   Joe Sargent
3B   Ernie Courtney

LF   Barrister Bonds
CF   Lave Cross
RF   Aaron Judge

C    Josh Lex

RHP   Derek Law, Jailen Peguero
LHP   Ryan Sherriff, John Courtright

Relief RHP   Cameron Jury

MGR   Tom Lawless

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MLB All-Triple-X-Rated Team

1B   Jimmie Foxx
2B   Xavier Edwards
SS   Xander Bogaerts
3B   Ollie Sax

LF   Leovigildo Xiqués
CF   Xavier Paul
RF   Ox Eckhardt

C    Poindexter Williams

LHP   Xavier Cedeño

RHP   Xzavion Curry, Kanekoa Texeira, Axel Lindstrom

MGR   Dicta Johnson

Alex Bregman is very popular.

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MLB All-Onomatopoeia Team

1B   John Kruk
2B   Tick Houston
SS   Sibby Sisti
3B   Crash Davis

LF   Jim Zapp
CF   Bing Miller
RF   Buzz Boyle

C   Steve Swisher

LHP   Brian Bark, Doug Creek,
RHP   Zach Pop, Craig Dingman, Whammy Douglas, Yorman Bazardo

MGR   Dink Mothell

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MLB All-Dylan Team

by Jim Siergey

Saluting Bob Dylan, who changed his name from Robert Allan Zimmerman on August 2, 1962.

1B   Derek “Frankie” Lee
2B   Johnny “Judas” Priest
SS   Jack “One More Cup of” Coffey
3B & PH  Buddy and Gus Bells of Rhymney

LF  Tim A Hard Raines A’Gonna Fall
CF  Mickey “Mr. Tambourine” Mantle
RF  It Ain’t Me Babe Ruth

 C  Gabby “Positively 4th” Street

PH  Gates of Eden Brown
PR  Enos Country Pie Slaughter

LHP  Tangled Up in Vida Blue, Visions of Johan Santana, Boots of Warren Spahnish Leather
RHP  Cy Forever Young, Shelter from the Storm Davis, Walt Masters of War, Absolutely Sweet Mariano Rivera

MGR Bud Black Diamond Bay