Reviving the Art of Baseball Doggerel
1B Vlad “Son of the Impaler” Guerrero, Jr.
2B Charles Zomphier
SS Justin “Franken” Stein
3B Dave “King Kong” Kingman
LF Jerry Mummy-phrey
CF Coco Cryptkeeper
RF Vlad “The Impaler” Guerrero
C Baba-Duke Sims
PH Nick Goulish
LHP Freddie-Rick Kreuger, Mike “Michael” Myers
RHP Full Moon Odom, Slick Castleman, Brad Pennywise
MGR Chicken Wolfman
Illustration by Joltin’ Jim Seirgey
1B Canadian Goose Tatum
2B Pumpsie Spice Green
SS Luke Caramel Appling
3B Alex Decorative Gourdon
LF Tail Gates Brown
CF Walt “Turtleneck” Williams
RF Félix Pumpkin Pié
C Moses Fleecewood Walker
LHP Cliff Leefpile, Matt S’Moore
RHP Boof Bonfire, Aaron Rakers
MGR Hot Cyder Young
1B Tommy Thompson
2B Pat Patterson
SS Andy Anderson
3B Bobby Robinson
LF Willie Wilson
CF Eddie Edmonson
RF Jack Jackson
C Benny Bengough
LHP John Henry Johnson, Dave Davidson, Johnny Johnson
RHP Tommy Toms, Johnny Johnson, Tommy Thomas
MGR Dizzy Dismukes
Taylor and Tyler Rogers, Photo from GQ.com
1B David Justice
2B Jury-ckson Profar
SS Joe Sargent
3B Ernie Courtney
LF Barrister Bonds
CF Lave Cross
RF Aaron Judge
C Josh Lex
RHP Derek Law, Jailen Peguero
LHP Ryan Sherriff, John Courtright
Relief RHP Cameron Jury
MGR Tom Lawless
1B Jimmie Foxx
2B Xavier Edwards
SS Xander Bogaerts
3B Ollie Sax
LF Leovigildo Xiqués
CF Xavier Paul
RF Ox Eckhardt
C Poindexter Williams
LHP Xavier Cedeño
RHP Xzavion Curry, Kanekoa Texeira, Axel Lindstrom
MGR Dicta Johnson
Alex Bregman is very popular.