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MLB All-Triple-X-Rated Team

1B   Jimmie Foxx
2B   Xavier Edwards
SS   Xander Bogaerts
3B   Ollie Sax

LF   Leovigildo Xiqués
CF   Xavier Paul
RF   Ox Eckhardt

C    Poindexter Williams

LHP   Xavier Cedeño

RHP   Xzavion Curry, Kanekoa Texeira, Axel Lindstrom

MGR   Dicta Johnson

Alex Bregman is very popular.

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MLB All-Onomatopoeia Team

1B   John Kruk
2B   Tick Houston
SS   Sibby Sisti
3B   Crash Davis

LF   Jim Zapp
CF   Bing Miller
RF   Buzz Boyle

C   Steve Swisher

LHP   Brian Bark, Doug Creek,
RHP   Zach Pop, Craig Dingman, Whammy Douglas, Yorman Bazardo

MGR   Dink Mothell

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MLB All-Dylan Team

by Jim Siergey

Saluting Bob Dylan, who changed his name from Robert Allan Zimmerman on August 2, 1962.

1B   Derek “Frankie” Lee
2B   Johnny “Judas” Priest
SS   Jack “One More Cup of” Coffey
3B & PH  Buddy and Gus Bells of Rhymney

LF  Tim A Hard Raines A’Gonna Fall
CF  Mickey “Mr. Tambourine” Mantle
RF  It Ain’t Me Babe Ruth

 C  Gabby “Positively 4th” Street

PH  Gates of Eden Brown
PR  Enos Country Pie Slaughter

LHP  Tangled Up in Vida Blue, Visions of Johan Santana, Boots of Warren Spahnish Leather
RHP  Cy Forever Young, Shelter from the Storm Davis, Walt Masters of War, Absolutely Sweet Mariano Rivera

MGR Bud Black Diamond Bay

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MLB All-Bro Team

1B   Gentleman Jim Hickman
2B   Guy Ousley
SS   Guy Sularz
3B   Dude Esterbrook

LF   Hi Ladd
CF   Cool Papa Bell
RF   Guy Curtright

C    Chappy Lane

LHP   Guy Hoffman, Rex Brothers
RHP   Bob Feller, Robert Person, Bob Friend, Pete Ladd

MGR   Manny Acta

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MLB All Happy Team

1B   Pop Joy
2B   Bill Smiley
SS    Jurickson Prozac
3B   Chipper Jones

LF   Smead Jolley
CF   Happy Felsch
RF   Jim Gleeson

C    Joe Garrulous-giola

LHP   Happy Foreman, Drew Smyly, John Smiley, Aaron Laffey
RHP   Happy Townsend, Julian Merryweather, Dave Jolly, Buddy Lively

MGR    Jolly Cholly Grimm