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MLB All-Jingle-Bells Team

By Dr. Rajesh C. Oza and James Finn Garner

1B  Josh Bell
2B  Juan Bell
SS  Les Bell
3B  Buddy Bell

LF  George Bell
CF  Cool Papa Bell
RF  Beau Bell

C   Herman Bell, Terry Bell

LHP   Chad Bell, Eric Bell, Fred Bell, Lefty Bell, Ralph Bell
RHP   Bill “Ding Dong” Bell, Cliff Bell, Gary Bell, George Bell, Heath Bell, Hi Bell, Rob Bell, Trevor Bell

MGR   Jayce Tingley

 

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MLB All-Urban-Contemporary Team

by Jim Siergey and James Finn Garner

1B   Chick “Gangsta” Gandil
2B   Two-Tony Phillips
SS   Jazz Chisholm, Jr.
3B   Herb Souell

LF   John Krunk
CF   Liz Funk
RF   Bomba Rivera

C   Bert Blue

LHP   T.J. House, Hip-Hoppo Vaughn
RHP   Frank Funk, Kyle Funkhouser, Urban Shocker, Burleigh Grimes, Pedro Beato

MGR   Rap Dixon

 

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MLB All-Geography Team

by Jim Siergey

1B   Frank Brazill
2B   Neal Finn
SS   Swede Risberg
3B   German Rivera

LF   Luis Polonia
CF   Thai Cobb
RF   Frenchy Bordagaray

C     Greek George
DH   Chile Davis

P    Al Holland, Dick Pole, Sergio Romo, Mark Portugal

MGR   Tony La Russia