MLB All-Auto Team

1B Paul Sorrento
2B Orlando Hudson
SS Royce Clayton
3B Damian Rolls

LF Mini Cooper Hummel
CF Cy Bentley
RF Ichiro Suzuki

C Tucker Barnhart

LHP Whitey Ford, Gene Packard, Anthony Ferrari
RHP Virgil Trucks, Brad Lincoln, Sam Dodge

MGR Scirocco Baldelli

 

MLB All-Posterior Team

1B   Jim Bottomley
2B   Wally Backman
SS   Tommy Butts
3B   Josh Booty

LF   Heinie Manush
CF   Chris Duffy
RF   Phil Reardon

C   Harry Cheek

LHP   Paul Assenmacher
RHP   José Butto, Duff Brumley, Matt Duff

MGR   Heinie Groh

MLB All-Workers-of-the-World-Unite! Team

1B  Marx Texeira
2B  Stalin Castro
SS  Lenyn Sosa
3B  Pinko Higgins

LF  Apparatchik Hafey
CF  Adam Engels
RF  Fellow Traveler Jankowski

C   Roy Partee Member

RHP Red Ruffing, Red Faber, Red Patterson

LHP Lefty Grove, Lefty Holmes, Lefty Calhoun, Lefty Gomez, Lefty O’Doul

MGR Commie Mack

 

MLB All-Drug Team

by Jim Siergey

1B   J.T. Snow
2B  Matt Downs
SS   Buzz Clarkson
3B   Andy High

LF   Roxey Roach
CF   Horace Speed
RF   Baked McBride

C   Mickey Grasso

PH   Jerry Tabb

P   Tim Leary, Herb Hash, Phil Coke, Brandon Puffer

MGR   Bud Black

Mascots:   Darryl Strawberry, Doc Gooden, Barry Bonds, Sammy Sosa

MLB All-Easter Team

by Stuart Shea

1B Luke Easter
2B Rabbit Warstler
SS Rabbit Maranville
3B Rabbit Nill

OF Dave Eggler
OF Jim Lentine
OF Ben Paschal

C  Max Pentecost

P Jamie Easterly
P  Bunny Hearn

PH  Jim Gentile, Bunny Brief

MGR  Mack Eggleston