1B CJ Cronut
2B Jack Coffey
SS Davey Claire
3B Troy Glaze
LF Willie Tim Horton
CF Coco Krispy Kreme
RF Daryl Boston Cream
C Jimmies Foxx, Thurman Munchkin
P Lance McCrullers, Cal Crum, Tyler Danish
MGR Dave Dunkin
MLB All-Baseball-Term Team
by Jim Siergey
1B Jeff Ball
2B Thomas Field
SS Homer Bush
3B Spike Owen
LF Coaker Triplett
CF Jim Steels
RF John Strike
C Earl Battey
PH Pinch Thomas
P Bob Walk, Bruce Hitt, Josh Outman, Eric Hurley
MGR Joe Battin
MLB All-Books-of-the-Old-Testament Team
1B Ezekiel Bonura
2B Juan Samuel
SS Ezra Midkiff
3B Hosea Siner
LF Daniel Robertson
CF Von Joshua
RF Aaron Judges
C Malachi Kittridge
LHP Babe Ruth, Genesis Cabrera
RHP Joba Chamberlain, Micah Owings, The Song of Eddie Solomon
MGR 1 and 2 Kings Kelly
MLB Mighty Mississippi Team
by Dan Campion
1B Mike Carp
2B Neal Finn
SS Ernie Banks
3B Rocky Bridges
LF Red Fisher
CF Curt Flood
RF Kevin Bass
C Wynston Sawyer
LHP Vida Blue, Sandy Koufax
RHP Mudcat Grant, Earl Huckleberry, Catfish Hunter, Ernie Shore, Rees Gephardt “Steamboat” Williams
MGR Jimmy Dykes
MLB All-Rabbit Team
1B Bunny Brief
2B Rabbit Maranville
SS Bunny Fabrique
3B Rabbit Nill
LF Bunny Roser
CF Rabbit Robinson
RF Shawn Hare
C Pete Lapan
LHP Bunny Hearn
RHP Dan Haren, Jharel Cottontail, David Coney, Bugs Bennett
MGR Hoppus Wagner