MLB All-Baseball-Term Team

by Jim Siergey

1B   Jeff Ball
2B   Thomas Field
SS   Homer Bush
3B   Spike Owen

LF   Coaker Triplett
CF   Jim Steels
RF   John Strike

C   Earl Battey

PH   Pinch Thomas

P   Bob Walk, Bruce Hitt, Josh Outman, Eric Hurley

MGR   Joe Battin

 

MLB All-Books-of-the-Old-Testament Team

1B   Ezekiel Bonura
2B   Juan Samuel
SS   Ezra Midkiff
3B   Hosea Siner

LF   Daniel Robertson
CF   Von Joshua
RF   Aaron Judges

C    Malachi Kittridge

LHP    Babe Ruth, Genesis Cabrera
RHP    Joba Chamberlain, Micah Owings, The Song of Eddie Solomon

MGR    1 and 2 Kings Kelly

 

MLB Mighty Mississippi Team

by Dan Campion

1B   Mike Carp
2B   Neal Finn
SS   Ernie Banks
3B   Rocky Bridges

LF   Red Fisher
CF   Curt Flood
RF   Kevin Bass

C   Wynston Sawyer

LHP   Vida Blue, Sandy Koufax

RHP   Mudcat Grant, Earl Huckleberry, Catfish Hunter, Ernie Shore, Rees Gephardt “Steamboat” Williams

MGR   Jimmy Dykes

 

MLB All-Rabbit Team

1B   Bunny Brief
2B   Rabbit Maranville
SS   Bunny Fabrique
3B   Rabbit Nill

LF   Bunny Roser
CF   Rabbit Robinson
RF   Shawn Hare

C     Pete Lapan

LHP   Bunny Hearn
RHP   Dan Haren, Jharel Cottontail, David Coney, Bugs Bennett

MGR   Hoppus Wagner

 

MLB All-Sitting Team

by Jim Siergey

1B   Marv Throneberry
2B   Chaise Lounge Utley
SS   Butts Wagner
3B   Jim Davenport

OF   Billy Beanebag
OF   Mel Ottoman
OF   Chesterfield Emerson

C    Johnny Bench

P    Johnny Couch, Tom Seats, Carl Sitton, Jim Stoops

MGR   Hank O’Daybed or Heinie Groh