Reviving the Art of Baseball Doggerel
Nothing makes Mets fans happy as
A bullpen call for Edwin Díaz
The stadium pumps it
For that imperial trumpet
And what matador swagger he has.
Sound ‘em! 🎺 @TimmyTrumpet | @SugarDiaz39 pic.twitter.com/NEqEztrzn2
— New York Mets (@Mets) September 1, 2022
I can think of many things cleaner
Than drinking your beer through a wiener
But I applaud innovation
To advance our great nation
And New York is full of such dreamers.
Baseball games have been outta control recently. pic.twitter.com/ZRxi6U81tW
— Nicolas Heller (@NewYorkNico) August 23, 2022
When the ball meets the bat and you hear that clink
And you say, “It’s over the wall, I think,”
The love of the game swells up in your heart
And you say to yourself: “Of the game I’m part.”
The pitcher looks up with an eye to the sky
And watches that stitched sphere fly right by,
While the catcher too, mouth open wide,
Mutters, “I thought the pitch was a little inside!”
The batter tags first at a rapid pace
With the shortstop exhibiting a worried face.
At second he knows that the ball is gone
And the thought of a homer makes his running strong.
At third he’s aware of the team’s loud scream
And feels the realization of a long-sought dream.
A ninth inning win’s an amazing feat
And the manager knows that this game’s complete.
Fans hoot and holler, there is much applause
You get the feeling you’ve a package from Santa Claus.
Yes, fans go crazy making thund’rous noise
And the bench does, too, disregarding poise.
The man at the mike and the organist too
Add their own reactions to the hullabaloo.
So your heart was right, the ball’s out of sight
‘Cause the batter pulled the power from his thighs with might.
And you think to yourself as you watch the play
That long ball homer just made your day.
The scoreboard changes, adding one more run,
The fans keep bouncing, having lots of fun.
The hitter heads home, knowing he did fine,
And the smile on his face is as big as mine!
Yes, the morning papers wrapped the story up tight
That a ninth-inning homer won the game last night!
Long-time Tiger fan Millie Bovich signs her emails “Almost 92 with still much to do!” As Ernie Harwell would say, “And a fan from Dearborn, Michigan, caught that ball.”