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When Mick Got Sick

by Hilary Barta

Engaged in a liquored-up tryst
The slugger soon started to list
And onto the chick
Ol’ Mickey got sick
Cried Angie, “I’d rather we kissed!”

American actress Angie Dickinson as Chris in the film ‘Point Blank’, 1967. (Photo by Silver Screen Collection/Getty Images)

 

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Phooey on Ptooey

by Jim Siergey

So far we’ve not seen
A run, error or hit
Thanks to COVID-19
We’ll no longer see spit

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At the Old Bulgogi Game

by James Finn Garner

Never dreamed I’d want to see a
Ballgame broadcast from Korea
But to get a new fix
Of competitive kicks
I’d watch toad jousting from Tanzania.