by Gary Gillette
Black Polacks/Negro
Stars play on Hamtramck green.
Dodge Main belches soot.
For more on the Detroit Stars, go here.
Posted 5/16/08
Black Polacks/Negro
Stars play on Hamtramck green.
Dodge Main belches soot.
For more on the Detroit Stars, go here.
Posted 5/16/08
Plutocrats were once the Detroit ideal.
Henry Ford and William Briggs
Living high in posh digs
While Ty Cobb rented a house during the season
In a middle-class hood.
When the city started to “change”
And white people moved out,
Somehow it was all the fault of those left behind.
Out of sight, out of mind
For those in Grosse Point and Warren
Who’d come into town a few times a year,
(Of course on Opening Day, where they’d still cheer
For Bunning, Kaline, Cash, Lary,
Willie Horton.)
When the car makers misread the market and made more gas-guzzlers,
One of the puzzlers was apportioning blame
Away from the carpetbaggers, shills, morons, and thieves
And onto the wage-slaves and winos
And others who remained in the city
Without trust funds, mobility,
Pedigree, or nobility.
The Lions upgraded to an oversized Tupperware tub in Pontiac
And the Pistons shuffled to Auburn Hills
But at least the Tigers stayed and played at Michigan and Trumbull
The ballpark half-full
And Ernie Harwell perched above home plate
Telling tales of Sweet Lou and Tram and Senor Smoke
While the city learned to choke on its own exhaust
And the bums sat, cracked and sauced,
In fine brick slums held together by a paste of broken windows and fatherless children.
Now the old ballpark sits, forgotten and overgrown,
Tigers overrun by dandelions.
Structure and seats rusted, torn to chunks,
At the hands of Ilitch raped and scorned,
But mourned
By the lower-level bleacher drunks stuck in hell
And imprisoned by the ghost of Charlie Maxwell.
by Gary Gillette
Detroit Tigers Haiku No. 1
Legless catchers spawn
Famously angry peaches.
Hay market/Hey, Michigan!
Detroit Tigers Haiku No. 2
Wahoo Sam divides
Matty Mac from Cobb the Peach.
The loon shrieks “Ee-yah.”
Detroit Tigers Haiku No. 3
Hank’s Hebrew hammer
Batters crystal hatred…knocked
To green fields beyond.
Posted 4/25/08
We found this video of the late, great Steve Goodman (“City of New Orleans”) on youtube recently, and wanted to share it. True Cub fans will recognize the melancholy, and also Wrigley Field before more seats were added in the outfield.
Posted 4/22/08
The Pope in his big funny hat
Gave mass where Joe Torre once sat
A little old lady
Said, “Well yea, but maybe
What would Ron Blomberg say about that?”
Posted 4/21/08