Cub Relief to Summer’s Daily Grind

By Joe Moag

Our summer game’s true grab
On people’s hearts and minds
Is that after taking crap at work
We turn on Channel 9.

As we finish up our dinners,
As we tuck our kids in bed;
As we plop down on the couch
To try and rest our addled heads;

Len and Bob jump on our screens
And hail the pending win:
“The Cubs are set for battle,
SO LET THE GAME BEGIN!”

By the third, Lee has struck out twice,
Ramirez popped to short;
Theriot has swung through three:
He’s allergic to the walk.

By the fifth our pitcher’s bothered–
After all, he’s done his best;
He’s let in only two runs
But that’s two more than he’ll get.

See Cubs hitters swear their oath
To swing at every pitch!
Regardless of location,
Regardless of “the sitch”!

Swing boys, SWING! is their new mantra
It’s something you can’t teach–
When the bat is flailing wildly
At a pitch that’s out of reach.

By the bottom of the ninth
After three are up and down,
Len and Bob say, “Join us
When tomorrow, ‘it’s back on!’”

Posted 6/23/10

The Stephen Strasburg Fallout (A Reflection)

by Stephen Jones

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From the much-anticipated debut
Standing on a mound of dirt
To voicing Letterman’s “Top 10”
Standing on a mound of media

Only days apart quite a “change up”
Perhaps more so & swifter
Than the time he spent between pitches
(The umpire asking him to “slow down”)

From baseball’s eager expectation
From its projection of possibilities
& into media’s spotlight attention
In history 14Ks still outweigh a Top 10

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Posted 6/14/10

You’ll Wonder Where His Power Went

by David Bellel

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Hey, hey, A-rod, eyes of blue
What’s cookin with you?
Your power went away like the birds that flew

My power lost, that’s just not true
Got me a new hammer-on
With new Camer-on

Though some may wonder
That yellow still makes me hyper-vent
There’s a different pep
For this studly gent

New package
New flavor
New formula, too
Just give it time
Soon balls will climb

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Check out the rest of David’s Yankee musings at his blog Pseudo-Intellectualism.

Posted 6/9/2010

27 Fish

By Stuart Shea
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27 fish came up,
27 fish went down.

Baiting his hook with sinkers
Sliders, heat, and curves,
Halladay set down every fish
And he betrayed no nerves.

27 fish came up,
27 fish went down.

Snaring every one
And tossing them in his boat,
Halladay did a good day’s work
And earned a right to gloat.

27 fish came up,
27 fish went down.

Hunter, Koufax, Robertson,
Bunning, Wells, Buehrle,
Halladay is now in
Interesting company.

27 fish came up.
27 fish went down.
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Posted 6/8/2010