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The Futility of Cheating

By Stuart Shea

Man in a white suit
Stealing signs for the Blue Jays
But they still don’t win.



Instant Replay

by Stephen Jones

Baseball & fallibility?
A sport of humanity
Of human error
Of endless furor

He’s safe!  He’s out!
But baseball is not
An exercise in replay
Whatever current sway

Complained during
Winter month expectation
& lifetime dreaming
Caring more for passion

(More for argument
He’s safe!  He’s out!)



Time To Tell . . . Or Not

by Stephen Jones

Roger Clemens says “I’ll walk”
to clustered eager media
leaving court prosecution balked
warned by a bench previous

Know the rules
don’t fudge the facts
just prove the act

(& steroids run to trivia
rupturing historia)

Now $10 Million of trial prep
taxpayer dollars up in smoke
Clemens amid hollers walks
backdoor to Cooperstown

 



The Dodgers May Be Bankrupt

by Stephen Jones

The Dodgers may be bankrupt
But the team is not Frank McCourt

Player personnel should not be
Argued part of personal finance
Or a sticking part of ugly divorce

But he’s twined off-the-field calamity
With baseball history
And proved successfully

Frank McCourt is truly
A “dodger” financially



Truth To Tell?

by Stephen Jones

Time to make amends
(I wish would’ve been said)
By Roger Clemens
(But I cannot judge)

There’s tangled arrogance
Supposed abuse & media rush
Posturing on the mound a stance
In court too to hush

By filed papers
By disclaimers
That a person is naive
Yet aware & conflictive

I thought this bare-knuckle
Bare-faced debacle
Would’ve been erased
By an all-forgiving fan base

But this coming legal sieve
Only wishes/draws attention
To media-flushed speculation
A barrel of brine to leave

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