Bad Ball Hitter

by R. Gerry Fabian

He came from the Dominican Republic.
A tangle of muscular arms and legs.
He could track a ball in the outfield
with a super radar accuracy.
His arm was above-average but precise.

It was at the plate
that is all seemed to go wrong.
He had no concept of the strike zone.
If he could reach it with his bat,
he would swing hard.
Like a coiled rattler,
he would lash out.
And lo and behold,
he could smash the ball
to every direction of the field.

The hitting coach gave up after
the first three months of instruction.
“What’s the point?”
He told the manager one day.
“The kid’s hitting .367, and
it’s the middle of August.”

 

What is Learned After a Drought

by Sebastian Hunter

In a ring of northern suburbs, a lead
is maintained well into the bottom of the
ninth. You and that horse
you rode in on share the same sad
face, both half-hearted and feasting
on outfield grass. In every ballpark
across the continental States, a looping
ball finds cushion in the field
below a quintessentially gibbous moon
and a night expanding ceaselessly.

Sebastian Hunter is a writer, musician, and perennially disappointed Mariners fan from Seattle. He is previously unpublished.

 

Tell All the Stats but Tell them Slant

by Dr. Rajesh C. Oza

In honor of Emily Dickinson, 1830-1886. In 1887, the first Negro League was formed.

Tell all the stats but tell them slant —
Success in the baseball Circuit lies
Too bright for our unconscious bias
The Truth’s superb surprise is
Like a ball hit lightening quick
With Josh Gibson atop
Ty Cobb’s dazzling batting record
Or every fan be blind —

 

2024 Class Honors

by James Finn Garner

The Hall of Fame’s had guys
Named Mordecai,
Rabbit, Gabby, Ducky,
Old Hoss
and Kiki,

Lefty, Frankie, Connie,
and Pie,
Grover, Honus, Napoleon,
Dizzy, Dazzy
and Cy.

Now there’ll be a Todd?

Feels odd.