Storied Stuff

by Jim Siergey

I have never been an autograph seeker, but I do have a baseball that is signed by Pete Ward. Ward was a third baseman who played for the White Sox in the mid-60s. He had a couple of productive seasons before injuries shortened his career.

I liked Pete. His uniform number was 8, the same as mine when I played on my grammar school basketball team of which, by the way, I was the entire third string.

A friend of mine who at the time worked in the business of baseball was at a banquet where he found himself seated next to Mr. Ward. Knowing that I was a fan of Pete’s from back in the day, Tim asked him to autograph a ball, which he then presented to me when we once again met up.

Another friend, learning of this, supplied me with a Pete Ward baseball card as well as a wooden stand with plastic encasements for both ball and card. This I still proudly display, although time has not been merciful to Pete’s signature as it has faded away.

It lives on dimly just as does my memory of him scooping up ground balls at third base and occasionally banging one out of the park.

Originally posted on the site Storied Stuff, a show-and-tell for grownups started during the pandemic by our friends Steve and Sharon Fiffer.

 

Schooling After School

by Stan Klein

my father taught religious school every saturday and sunday morning. i was required to attend every saturday. afterwards, we would go over to my great-uncle’s package liquor store, and he would deliver booze for them.

my brother would lay down on crates reading in the back, while i played pinochle with my great-uncle and two of his hanger-on buddies, my clip-on tie hanging on to my disheveled shirt by a tie tack. while they smoked their unfiltered cigarettes, i chose pretzel rods instead, and life savers rather than real coins.

the ball game played on the radio. the three geezers filled my head with baseball tales and local player lore.

after a couple years i turned ten, and they presented me with an all-star baseball mag as a gift. every picture had a hand-signed autograph. i cherished this prized treasure.

years later it came time to move out of the folks’ house. i rediscovered this prize, only to realize that every third signature possessed the same handwriting.

i laughed and looked up at the sky. ‘you guys got me!’

A proud son of Cleveland, Stan Klein is a fine artist, a gallery manager and an usher for both the Chicago Cubs and the Chicago Symphony Orchestra.

 

Lou Boudreau

by Michael Ceraolo

It took nerve to apply for the manager’s job
when I was only twenty-four,
but I felt I was qualified:
I had been the captain of every team I played on,
and I had coached college ball in the offseason
I was proud of devising the shift
we sprung on Ted Williams
I understand teams these days use it on most players,
and that there is talk of banning such radical shifting
in order to increase offense
I am against taking that option away from managers;
the solution now is the same as it was for Ted:
hit the ball the other way
But I guess most major leaguers
are as stubborn as Ted was

 

Gorilla Wonders of the Diamond!

By James Finn Garner

To make every contest a thriller
Manfred should use these gorillas
Such power! Such poise!
These four-handed boys
Would grab fans from Maine to Manila.