Catching Mr. Crandall

by Joseph Simone

In memory of Del Crandall, catcher for the Boston and Milwaukee Braves (1930-2021)

A stocky kid from the Bronx
I was bent on being the next Yogi.
So, when given the chance to get
A signed Del Crandall mitt, I said,
Yes, please, and gladly crouched behind the plate.

Your perfect gauntlet gave me confidence,
Let me use my armor to block home,
Throw out runners and somehow guide pitchers.
I rooted for you, sir (except for the ’57 and ’58 Series).
Easy crossing, Mr. Crandall.  Hi to Yogi and Roy.

Ed Porray

By Michael Ceraolo

I was a pretty good pitcher in the minors,
even in the Federal League’s year
as an independent minor league
I appeared in three games
in the Federal League’s first year as a major league
and struggled some there
Why am I here? you might be asking
Because I’m one of those statistical anomalies
that baseball fans love:
out of the tens of thousands who’ve played major-league ball
I’m the only one whose birth certificate
gives his birthplace as
“At sea, on the Atlantic Ocean”

Reunion

by Raphael Badagliacca

I ran into my old friend
Where have you been, I said
I looked for you everywhere
In the urban parks
On the country meadows
Under the blue sky
On the green fields
You’re back that’s all that matters
Let’s play ball.

 

Inevitable Gaming?

by Stephen Jones

MLB, in its wisdom,
Is turning to PCs —
To further clarify
What we already know:
In order to appeal
To a younger audience,
All games
Will now be defined
By strikeouts, home runs
And walks only,
And therefore
Will be played
As quickly as possible.
Teams will be penalized
For any and all
Between-the-lines,
Around-the-bases stuff.

 

My Storied Stuff

by James Finn Garner

My friends Steve and Sharon Fiffer started a marvelous site a year ago called STORIED STUFF, where people show the various precious objects in their lives and share the story. He asked me to write one about baseball, so here are my random thoughts attached to an old autographed pill. You can find the original post and other storied stuff here.


This baseball was signed by all of the 1973 Detroit Tigers. I sprayed it with lacquer before my hands wore off the ink of all the signatures. This spherical madeleine is for:

–all the neighbor ladies (Mrs. Moran, Mrs. Galer, Mrs. Caccavo) who knew baseball and knew the players, and taught me a lot about dedication

–Father Bueche who was in charge of the altar boy ranks at church and took us down to Tiger Stadium occasionally, before being removed in scandal later

–all the men in the dark recesses of The Bengal Bar on Michigan Avenue—though I could never see you, I heard your shouts and laughs, and marveled at the tawdry pleasures of adulthood, and wondered who painted that near-psychedelic tiger on your vestibule wall

–the dozens of transistor radios — silver, aqua, cherry red, as the fashions changed — that I used to listen to Ernie Harwell

–the high school Dad’s Club dads, who always managed to snag a dozen of these baseballs to raffle off on new parent night, gladhanders my dad never could stand

–my mother, who pushed my dad constantly to take me downtown to a ballgame

–my dad, who only very late in his life finally told me he much preferred basketball over baseball

–Willie Horton, “Willie the Wonder,” always my favorite player, home-grown

–and Jim Ray, signing right next to Willie, about whom I remember absolutely nothing.