Reviving the Art of Baseball Doggerel
1B Josh Bell
2B Juan Bell
SS Les Bell
3B Buddy Bell
LF George Bell
CF Cool Papa Bell
RF Beau Bell
C Herman Bell, Terry Bell
LHP Chad Bell, Eric Bell, Fred Bell, Lefty Bell, Ralph Bell
RHP Bill “Ding Dong” Bell, Cliff Bell, Gary Bell, George Bell, Heath Bell, Hi Bell, Rob Bell, Trevor Bell
MGR Jayce Tingley
Zac Gallen was a bureaucrat picking nits,
Denying every hitter a permit.
Eovaldi was a mason on the foundation
That threatened every minute to fall in.
After delays and frustrating slumber
Corey Seager finally brought the lumber.
Semien’s swing closed the door on the thing
And Sborz came on to nail the roof on.
Now old man Bochy can move in his boxes
And make fishing plans with Mike Maddux.
1B Boo Powell
2B Spook Jacobs
SS Pee Wee Shriek
3B Joe Panik
LF Chilli Davis
CF Startle Marte
RF Enos Slaughter
C Dan Howley
LHP Mac Scarce, Frights Peterson
RHP Kendall Graveman, Urban Shocker
MGR Dave Trembley
Is the Rochester Red Wings’ Field Haunted?
If you want to jazz your game up a bit
Try out a new base-running mitt.
X has many styles
Sure to bring smiles
And give traditionalists a fit.
Au revoir, Dusty
In you did we trusty
Smart, passionate, steady
Toothpick at the ready
Giant, Astro, Dodger, Cub
You always improved a club
You have nothing more to prove
And lots of grandchildren to love
Raise a glass of Baker Wine
And celebrate the good times.
