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MLB All-Beatles-Songs Team

By James Finn Garner, Jim Siergey and Stu Shea

1B   I am the Wally Joiner
2B   Steve Saxman
SS   Ketel Marte My Dear
3B   Ken Heltner Keltner

LF   Miguel Ma Belle Cabrera
CF   Oddibe Ob-La-Da McDowell
RF   Darryl Strawberry Fields

C     Donny Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds

LHP   Jeff Little Help from My Friends, Vida Blue Jay Way, Hyun Jin Ryu Know My Name (Look Up the Number)
RHP   Brad Penny Lane, Ron Oh Darling, Austin Dear Pruitt, Here Comes the Sun-Woo Kim

MGR    All You Need is Torey Lovullo

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Metsamorphosis

by Jim Siergey

“Can’t anyone here play this game?”
Casey asked his forces
Then saw that his team, the Mets
Had become the Metsamorphosis

Six legs are certainly faster
Than the measly two
Six hands perform much better
In keeping balls from getting through

But gripping bats and swinging
Proved to be quite hairy
As no bug could hit no better
Than big ol’ Marv Throneberry.