MLB All-Baseball-Term Team

by Jim Siergey

1B   Jeff Ball
2B   Thomas Field
SS   Homer Bush
3B   Spike Owen

LF   Coaker Triplett
CF   Jim Steels
RF   John Strike

C   Earl Battey

PH   Pinch Thomas

P   Bob Walk, Bruce Hitt, Josh Outman, Eric Hurley

MGR   Joe Battin

 

Storied Stuff

by Jim Siergey

I have never been an autograph seeker, but I do have a baseball that is signed by Pete Ward. Ward was a third baseman who played for the White Sox in the mid-60s. He had a couple of productive seasons before injuries shortened his career.

I liked Pete. His uniform number was 8, the same as mine when I played on my grammar school basketball team of which, by the way, I was the entire third string.

A friend of mine who at the time worked in the business of baseball was at a banquet where he found himself seated next to Mr. Ward. Knowing that I was a fan of Pete’s from back in the day, Tim asked him to autograph a ball, which he then presented to me when we once again met up.

Another friend, learning of this, supplied me with a Pete Ward baseball card as well as a wooden stand with plastic encasements for both ball and card. This I still proudly display, although time has not been merciful to Pete’s signature as it has faded away.

It lives on dimly just as does my memory of him scooping up ground balls at third base and occasionally banging one out of the park.

Originally posted on the site Storied Stuff, a show-and-tell for grownups started during the pandemic by our friends Steve and Sharon Fiffer.

 

Do Androids Dream of Electronic Umpiring?

by Jim Siergey

With apologies to Philip K. Dick

Do androids dream of electronic umpiring?
Do they wish to call a pitch
Outside or over the dish?
Do they long and pray
To judge a close play?
Is their target to eject
One who will object
To how they call a play
With a disintegrating ray?
Is this to what androids are aspiring?

 

MLB All-Sitting Team

by Jim Siergey

1B   Marv Throneberry
2B   Chaise Lounge Utley
SS   Butts Wagner
3B   Jim Davenport

OF   Billy Beanebag
OF   Mel Ottoman
OF   Chesterfield Emerson

C    Johnny Bench

P    Johnny Couch, Tom Seats, Carl Sitton, Jim Stoops

MGR   Hank O’Daybed or Heinie Groh