by Michael X. Ferraro
Ain’t much I’m sure of
But one thing I am–
That Clayton Kershaw
tossed a perfec gam
A Rosario By Any Other Name
by Michael X. Ferraro
Call him Eddie RosariOctober.
Swung his bat ’til the Dodgers were over.
Gut Check
by Michael X. Ferraro
The Dodgers seemed doomed to go belly-up.
But that changed in the 8th, with Belly up.
Their future’s wide open, like Cooper Kupp.
Will this dormant volcano now erupt?
The Salami Diet, aka Knock-Knock-Knock Joke
by Michael X. Ferraro
Telegram!
Sox Grand Slam
What up, fam?
Sox Grand Slam
Howdy, ma’am.
Sox Grand Slam
The Wilmer Flores Limited Offer Blues
by Michael X. Ferraro
Every time we eat, he ALWAYS gets the tab.
Shoos a fly on the street — Voila! Here’s your cab.
Scratched his nose at Christie’s, “won” a rare Vermeer.
Wilmer winked at my mom — that’s how I got here.
Michael X. Ferraro is the author of the satirical sports novel Circus Catch, which asks what would happen if one athlete told the truth in the golden age of cheating.