by Michael X. Ferraro
You can’t spell “champagne” without Chapman
But a bubbly clubhouse mishapp’nin’
Might cause Yankee grief,
A lack of relief
If Aroldis’ fastball ain’t snappin’.
Rays of Nope
By Michael X. Ferraro
Kiermaier to Adames to d’Arnaud
Altuve’s a blur but those throws said no.
You’re the Trops
By Michael X. Ferraro
Of the multiple ways to enjoy
Tampa Bay Ray slugger Ji-Man Choi,
there’s: human Kleenex; dancing machine;
but walk-off hero’s his fave routine.
Watch: Ji-Man Choi appears to let Tim Anderson use his sleeve to wipe nose
Gee Thanks, Biff!
by Michael X. Ferraro
Haiku eludes me
like a Niekro knuckleball
Oh Pocoroba!
You Can’t Spell “Duh” Without DH
by Michael X. Ferraro
Shohei Ohtani, Michael Lorenzen
striking out rivals, driving their friends in.
Need more proof the DH rule’s stupid?
Back in the day, look up what Babe Ruth did.
Reds’ Jacked Renaissance Man Michael Lorenzen Homers, Plays Field, Earns Win Against Phillies