by Stephen Jones
Fifty runs, two games
London saw baseball physics
Newton was impressed
Fifty runs, two games
London saw baseball physics
Newton was impressed
The Yankees and Red Sox
Are sharing a game with the Brits
On June 29th and 30th.
Will it be a Boston Tea Party,
In reverse, or a Yankee
Version of English breakfast?
28 home runs
28 games, back-to-back
MLB record
Back-to-back cycles occurring
On two consecutive days — what’s up?
Hasn’t happened in a hundred years.
And homers droppin’ like proverbial flies
In stadiums all over the place — it’s
Exit velo and science-defying distance.
Hey, what is up with the ball these days?
Is it live or juiced? MLB certainly won’t say —
Unless it’s to mimic a Wall Street essay:
“Power is up. There’s a downturn in Ks”.
Baseball is salivating. Why?
It dreams of a new audience–
Maybe the one that will sigh
Over a video game experience,
And not the one that goes to a game
Because, for a while, it stops time.