by Stephen Jones
What’s up, Giancarlo?
20 strikeouts in 10 games
Is the stage too big?
What’s up, Giancarlo?
20 strikeouts in 10 games
Is the stage too big?
Pinstripes and Red Sox may take a swing
across “The Pond” in 2019.
Is it revolutionary invasion
or an MLB expansion?
Already tabloids do opine
the differences that are between
the colonies’ 7th inning stretch
and London’s tea time.
Your Honor, the long ball
at Yankee Stadium is in fashion.
We submit, for the record:
A. Judge, G. Sanchez, D. Stanton.
The summer’s done, the season’s done,
And you’ve been on a very long journey.
The rising road no longer winds so much, and
On both sides, the once-lush fields are empty.
Autumn flickers like a golden fish.
You drive between here and tomorrow.
.                         And
It’s no surprise, that you pass roadside stands
Selling end-of-season distractions.
You see peach baskets full of analytics
(For wintering over, like last year’s apples),
Crates clearly marked Hustle and Muscle,
(But with dates that have now expired),
Stacks — like cords of wood — of guaranteed
Live arms (these also root-cellar bound),
Boxes and boxes of spins and grips, and
Canning jars of freshly made good stuff.
.                         And
Up ahead, on the road’s gravel shoulder,
Just before the winter turn,
Fired managers hold out their thumbs.
.                         Meanwhile,
A dusty red pickup honks, then passes you.
It’s full of young talent, like day workers, and
Heads back to the farm.
Question of relativity:
Which came first —
The player or the ball?
Question of old history:
When did the strike zone
Become a judgement call?
(Note: Question #1 was tabled,
As a “discussion” was started
about the merits of juice …
And Question #2 was stumbled
Over by be-spectacled
Umpires, and after boos.)