Farewell…

By Stuart Shea

Farewell, Buehrle,
Never surly,
Perfect game and Series ring.
Sox fans wish you everything.

Huddy, boy, you’ll be missed,
South and north, east and wist.
Auburn, Atlanta, by the Bay,
222 wins ain’t hay.

Jeremy Affeldt said goodbye,
Left the field and maybe cried.
Made some cash, answered the bell,
Made himself some friends as well.

Aramis Ramirez
Hopes for a Seriez.
He’s played a lot of ball,
But not much in the fall.

A.J. Burnett wants the same:
Play more than one October game.
And yes, he really cares
To play a role for the Corsairs.

And who else out there will call it quits
When the uni or job no longer fits?
Or the outright release came?
Who’s played his last game?

Barry Zito? Dan Haren?
A-Rod, Colon, or Beltran?
Latroy Hawkins, Betancourt,
Or some other old man?

 

Mike Pelfrey is a

By Stuart Shea

He said all spring he wanted to start,
But his pitching this year smells much like a
Don’t matter who’s batting, he’ll just get a hit.
It’s clear the guy just pitches like

 

Quintin Berry Had ONE JOB

By Stuart Shea

Quintin Berry has one role–
Run.
Quintin Berry, pinch-runner?
Done!

Quintin Berry, never caught?
Nope.
Stealing second, last of ninth?
Hope.

Quintin Berry’s jump is bad–
Doubt.
Tony Cruz makes the throw–
Out.

 

Just One Concern

By Stuart Shea

The Cubs may make the playoffs–
it’s getting serious…
Unless the pitching staff
Develops diptherious.

 

Quite a Weird Inside-the-Park Home Run

By Stuart Shea

Dominic Brown
Is falling down
Into the stands.
Did he land on his hands?
Or maybe his head?
I hope he’s not dead.
Oh, good. He’s getting up,
But a little bit late,
As Ruben Tejada slides into home plate.