Im-Pete-ched

by Jim Siergey

Does future look rosy for Pete?
Will Hall of Fame ban meet defeat?
A President’s tweet
Says “Give Pete a seat,
I’ve proved folks will vote for a cheat!”

Ross’s Bosses

by Hilary Barta

The man anointed dugout head
Possesses mucho Cubbie cred
He’ll manage pros
But hold his nose:
His bosses to D. Trump are wed.