Canadian Content
by Fred Lovato
Walker made the Hall
polite mild euphoric surge
up Canada way
Im-Pete-ched
by Jim Siergey
Does future look rosy for Pete?
Will Hall of Fame ban meet defeat?
A President’s tweet
Says “Give Pete a seat,
I’ve proved folks will vote for a cheat!”
Ross’s Bosses
by Hilary Barta
The man anointed dugout head
Possesses mucho Cubbie cred
He’ll manage pros
But hold his nose:
His bosses to D. Trump are wed.
Not the Only One Not Traveling
by James Finn Garner
Cardinals manager Shildt
Was flummoxed up to the hilt.
A classic unraveling
But the ball not traveling’s
Just one reason the Redbirds got kilt.