by Keyes
Rogers Hornsby, 2020
by Patrick McCaughey
He was asked what he did in winter,
And he answered. But here’s the thing.
You know what I’m doing this summer?
I stare out the window and wait for spring.
Dock Ellis & the LSD No-No
Produced by No Mas, Animated by James Blagdon
A Game of Pinches
by Michael X. Ferraro
All of the Phils and Marlins hurlers
Could have worn Dock Ellis’ curlers
In this game because not one batted
And thus were not protective(ly) hatted.
Marlins’ Mattingly Calls for September Roster Reform After Bizarre Record Set
Winners and Loaizas
by Hilary Barta
News Item: Former All-Star Estaban Loaiza To Plead Guilty in Felony Drug Case
An ex-pitcher arrested for coke
Once was rich, but confesses he’s broke
Played a sport with the skill
To earn 43 mill
Life’s a bitch; so invest, you jamoke.