The Race for Second Place

by James Finn Garner

The Central race is shaping up, but nobody had reckoned
The Brewers, Cubs and Redbirds in a three-way race for second.
The pitching ranks as adequate, if no one pulls up lame.
The hitting has shown promise and can sometimes win a game.

But the bullpens can’t be trusted, and defensive play is worse.
It’s hard to jump a bandwagon that looks just like a hearse.
Come on, guys, we know you dream of golf and going fishin’.
But the rules are clear–they state SOMEONE must win the division.

Posted 9/13/07 

Standing Oh

by Sandy Marshall

A handspring
A handspring
A double backflip,
That’s Ozzie Smith for ya,
Now watch the hits rip!

St. Louis
St. Louis
A loyal shortstop,
That’s Ozzie Smith for ya,
He’ll land at the top!

Our favorite
Our favorite
Our regular guy,
That’s Ozzie Smith for ya,
Monsieur RBI!

A triple
A triple
A rock & roll riff,
That’s Ozzie Smith for ya,
He’ll steal in a jif!

Posted 9/12/07 

Medium Rare with a Side of Potatoes

by Sandy Marshall

The Coleman Stove can cook,
Grill,
And hit home runs.

The Coleman Stove is weather resistant,
Made of stainless steel,
And steals bases time and again.

Fueled by gas
and
Electricity
and
Gates Barbecue Sauce.

The Coleman Stove:
Lifetime warranty…
To kick ass.

Posted 9/7/2007