Chet Nichols

by Thomas Michael McDade

Could have been the jingle
of his name that led him
to the banking game.

But then again, he was
“Chet Thrift” with runs
back in fifty-one

When his ERA was lowest
in the Senior Circuit —
his winning mark
just a tad higher
than prime!

Posted 10/19/07 

Bobby Cox Limerick

By James Finn Garner

NEWS ITEM: Bobby Cox was ejected from Tuesday’s game by umpire Ted Barrett. This was Cox’ 132nd ejection, breaking the all-time record previously held by John McGraw.

 

Bobby Cox, did you feel rejection

When you broke McGraw’s mark for ejections?

Noble Brave, please don’t pout,

‘cuz getting thrown out

Endears you to our cheering section.