by Hilary Barta
That Kingman was strong there’s no doubt
His bat could deliver a clout
Each swing for the fences
Could dazzle the senses
More often than not, he struck out.
Illustration by Jim Siergey
Doing Their Part
by James Finn Garner
Jacob DeGrom
Lathers his palms
Rollie Fingers
Doesn’t linger
CJ Cron
Is exercising alone
Brandon Inge
Practices social distancinge
And Tim Tebow
Sneezes and coughs into his elbow.
Scandal Roster
by Matt Sussman (@suss2hyphens)
A.J. Hinch, crossed the line
Luhnow gone, heavy fine
Draft picks lost, rings are not
Owner sad for getting caught
Crane denied part in team’s
Making up the banging scheme
Taubman censured in the text
Cora, Beltran might be next
Posted on Twitter, 1/13/20
Non-Scandal Scandal
by Fred Lovato
Men in suits unnerved
mete out swift skewed punishment
Twitterverse appeased
Believe in Mookie
by Mookie Wilson
“When I’m in a slump
I comfort myself
by saying if
I believe in dinosaurs
then
somewhere
they must be believing in me
and if
they believe in me
then
I can believe in me.
Then I bust out.”