Robin Roberts

by Michael Ceraolo

I could be stubborn:
staying with my fastball for a few years
after it had lost its effectiveness,
believing the commissioner was independent
despite mounting evidence to the contrary,
but eventually I adapted
I’m proud to have been instrumental
in bringing in Marvin to head our Association,
though I think by the end he had gone too far
I think the game needs a commissioner
chosen by all interested parties,
not just the owners,
so he or she can be truly independent
and act in the best interests of the game

Who's Your Daddy?" ... Robin Roberts Edition - Baseball Roundtable

 

Joe West’s Worthy Successor

After saying “goodbye” to Joe West
We need to espy a new pest.
As shown with aplomb
By good ol’ Schwarbomb
Angel Hernandez is now the least best.

Rephusing to Phold

by Michael X. Ferraro

These Phillies keep digging holes deep.
The bullpen is more like bull(bleep).
Yet Bryce Harper’s swing,
That magical thing,
May yet make Atlanta fans weep.

All-Star Clerihews 2: The Avenging Trail

Shohei Ohtani
Crushes balls unlike any
And pitches like a mystery–
Face it, folks, we’re watching history.

Josh Hader
Might bring his waders
Along on the All-Star break
And do some fishing on a cool Colorado lake.

Jesse Winker
Tends to lay off the sinkers
But he can go nuts
For a well-made cronut.

J.T. Realmuto’s
Favorite might be Pluto
Among cartoon dogs, but he
Identifies the most with Muttley.

Phillies 7, Yankees 0

by Stephen Jones

It’s already one-third of the season,
And the Yankees are tumbling down
The Jack-and-Jill of five-hundred ball.

They’d better find a good reason
To turn around this sad season,
Or to paraphrase Yogi Berra, it’s
Going to get late early, very soon.