by Greg
There once was a Dodger named Sutton
Whose pitches were right on the button
But when in a pinch
Sandpaper he’d clinch
And give the baseball a good scuffin’.
Celebrate End Times, Come On!
by Hilary Barta
With his hair and his beard burning red
Through the air what they’ve feared he could spread
Oh, this guy is a scream
He puts “I” into “Team”
Tries to share (which is weird) COVID dread.
Dodgers 3, Rays 1
by Stephen Jones
The Rays came to play,
Leading the Dodgers
1-0 through five.
Snell was magic, was unhittable,
And then (incredibly), Cash
Pulled him off the mound.
Whaaaat?
In their dugout, the Dodgers
Must’ve thanked the gods
(Because, up till then,
They’d no answer for his stuff).
They promptly scored two runs
In the sixth, and never looked back.
“Yo Dodger Blue” by Harry Nilsson
Game 6 (Xmas Comes Early for LA)
by Fred Lovato
With one out in sixth
an ill-advised pitching change
gifts Dodgers the win