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No Regrets

by James Finn Garner

Mookie Betts
Is as good as it gets
Never touches cigarettes
Adopts strays and rescues as pets
Motto: Always forgive and forget
Brings the clubhouse fresh baguettes
Fighting to save the reddish egret
Doesn’t truck with epithets
Takes the time to enjoy sunsets
You wanna be like Mookie, too, I bet!