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All-Star Clerihews

Jose Abreu
DJ LaMahieu
And Hyun-Jin Ryu
Are my first triple-header All-Star clerihew!

Ketel Marte
Is a portable partay!
He’ll enjoy your booze
Whatever brand of vodka you choose

Jake Odorizzi
Better take it easy
And resist all that’s there to seduce and shock
On Cleveland’s red-light block.

Paul DeJong
Wears a lucky spangled thong
When the Cards are on a winning streak–
That guy’s a SuperFreak!

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Maxie Muncy

by Ira Pilchen

Maxie Muncy came up to bat.
Maxie Muncy let out a whack.
Madison Bumgarner threw a big fit.
Put on your swimming trunks, Mad Bum, go in!

 

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Mad Bum and Muncy D

by James Finn Garner

Mad Bum and Muncy D
Agreed to have a battle
For Mad Bum cried Muncy D’s
Pimping made him rattled.

Mad Bum thought he’d respect the game
With all of his commotion.
“Not watch the ball?” asked Muncy D.
“Go get it out of the ocean.”